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Convict Mails Himself Out of Prison

Bosnian Muradif Hasanbegovic, 36, was serving a seven-year sentence for robbery in the Karlau prison, near Graz, Austria.  He wrapped himself inside a very large box and mailed himself out of jail. Hasanbegovic worked in the prison where he packaged lampost parts.  Other convicts helped put him on the mail truck and, once the truck [...]

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Today’s Morons From Around The World

Armed robbers in Atlanta, Georgia held up a sex shop and used the store’s kinky, fur handcuffs and leg irons to restrain the store’s employees. While the incident was captured on video, the masked men have gotten away with about $234 in cash. In Salt Lake City, Utah, another idiot has done his family proud. [...]

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Man Accidentally Nails His Testicles To Roof

According to Ananova, August Voegl, 59, from Jennersdorf, Austria, accidentally fired a four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun he was using. Emergency medics were called in after Voegl was unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof. He was later airlifted to a nearby hospital where [...]

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Men smuggled monkeys in pants

Back in 2002, Robert Cusack decided it was a good idea to try to smuggle Slow Loris Pygmy Monkeys in his underwear. All was going well for Robert, until the rare birds he had hidden in his luggage got out and flew around the Customs Agents at LAX. It was then that Mr Cusack decided [...]

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Serbian Man Needs Surgery after Sex with Porcupine

That’s right, a Serbian man, who was suffering from premature ejaculation listened to his local witch doctor’s advice that having sex with a porcupine would cure his ills. Unfortunately, he ended up in the emergency room when the porcupine wisely decided this was not a good idea. Although the porcupine was unhurt in the incident, [...]

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