Gator Victim Was Naked, Smoking Crack
Around 3:30am, Wednesday morning, Police received several calls from people who were concerned about screams they heard coming from a nearby park. When the police arrived on the scene, they discovered Adrian Apgar screaming that he was being attack by an alligator.
Deputies dove into the alligator-infested waters and pulled Apgar from the alligator’s jaws and then swam 40 feet to safety. Apgar was nude when he was pulled from the water and later told deputies that he’d been smoking crack.
Apgar is currently in critical condition at the local hospital, having suffered a broken arm, a partially amputated left arm, and major trauma to a leg.
Wildlife officials weren’t surprised by the attack, stating that 4am is prime feeding itme for alligators.
The moral of the story is, don’t smoke crack. It’s really bad for you. And, if you do insist on smoking crack, don’t get into alligator infested waters naked during feeding time. You’re just asking for something bad to happen.
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