Rantings of a New Yorker

If you can't handle swearing, get off the internet. People suck, including me, and these are my rantings.

Entries for September, 2006

Teaching is Easy and Teachers are Lazy, right?

Teaching is easy and most teachers are just too lazy to find a job in the real world so they should stop complaining about their careers, right? That’s the comment that I hear most often when I hear people say that teachers have it easier in life than most other professions. The fact is, teaching [...]

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10 Things That Pissed Me Off Today

These are the ten things that have pissed me off today. This will probably change tomorrow as there’s always someone making me wish that things like running people over, smacking people, kicking people, gouging out eyes, etc. were legal instead of being forced to smile politely or only flipping someone off. 1) My next door [...]

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Rosie O’Donnell Should Just Shut Up

I first became aware of Rosie O’Donnell in the late 1980′s when I saw her hosting VH1′s Stand Up Comedy show. I thought she was funny, smart and witty. I thought she was great in Another Stakeout and A League of Their Own. This led to her own talk show. I watched a lot of [...]

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Men smuggled monkeys in pants

Back in 2002, Robert Cusack decided it was a good idea to try to smuggle Slow Loris Pygmy Monkeys in his underwear. All was going well for Robert, until the rare birds he had hidden in his luggage got out and flew around the Customs Agents at LAX. It was then that Mr Cusack decided [...]

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New York Mets Clinch Eastern Division

David Wright celebrates with a bottle of champagne and a cigar on the field at Shea Stadium with a sign from a fan. I can’t wait for the playoffs to start now! (AP Photo/Kathy Willens).

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Serbian Man Needs Surgery after Sex with Porcupine

That’s right, a Serbian man, who was suffering from premature ejaculation listened to his local witch doctor’s advice that having sex with a porcupine would cure his ills. Unfortunately, he ended up in the emergency room when the porcupine wisely decided this was not a good idea. Although the porcupine was unhurt in the incident, [...]

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